tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657347751045557115.post8574892181830560351..comments2024-03-25T10:30:24.579-07:00Comments on Dan The Navy Man: ‘STARK NAKED AT THE BASE LAUNDRY’Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657347751045557115.post-41626087339012744112021-03-19T14:14:47.088-07:002021-03-19T14:14:47.088-07:00As CDO I had a guy brought back by the San Diego s...As CDO I had a guy brought back by the San Diego shore patrol, after he was delivered to them by the Tijuana police. All he had was his watch and a blanket loaned by the TJ police. And they wanted their blanket back.Lt. Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15475325856231048800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657347751045557115.post-91540512519113046002017-07-07T20:32:41.715-07:002017-07-07T20:32:41.715-07:00After 50+ days at sea we finally make landfall- in...After 50+ days at sea we finally make landfall- in Mogadishu, Somalia (of all the worst places you could think of), and the only place we could have a beer is if we bussed in to the Embassy... so guess where 99.95% of all the Crew eligible for liberty go???? After being to sea that long with nobody but your 550 "Brothers", there are going to be some shenanigans... and I have a few more sea stories there, trust me!<br /><br />This one, however has to deal with a certain FTM2, and let's just call him "Radar", especially since even though it isn't spelled the same, that is how it is pronounced!<br /><br />Radar is a big Norwegian Old boy, and comes back VERY loaded on beer... he strips down to his skivvies, climbs into his rack... I hear snores for maybe four minutes, tops... he climbs out of his rack, pisses all over the deck, and climbs back into bed.<br /><br />It didn't end there, but I'm going to hand the entire story over to Mr Swing for its own spot....mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09099351422587294107noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5657347751045557115.post-16208877794020514622017-07-06T14:03:24.298-07:002017-07-06T14:03:24.298-07:00Had a guy on John Young come in one evening most i...Had a guy on John Young come in one evening most inebriated but quiet. Got undressed then decided he needed a smoke before bed. He went up to the fantail, smoke in hand but realized that his birthday suit had no pockets for a lighter. Fortunately his buddy FC2 was on the quarterdeck watch. So he strolled up and asked him for a light. He was escorted back to his rack and enjoined to remain there till morning. Luckily we were in Abu Dhabi parked on a pier in the back of beyond so no one saw him but the watch. He didn't get in trouble, although the Old Man did come by and ask him "Say buddy, got a light?" and then walked away snickering. Rey Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10012367889283331447noreply@blogger.com