Dan The Navy Man

 The ‘New Chief’ walks up to the CPO Mess Crank and asks… “What the hell is this coffee or tea?” … to which the Mess Crank...

 An old retired Boatswain is looking for a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. “Here is your ...

 The veracity of truthfulness and authenticity ought never stand in the way of a good ‘No Shitter’ I always say! Those factors should onl...

A Sailor walks into a gay bar and comes to this realization. "What the heck" …he says…   "I really want a drink....

 Gabriel came to the Lord and said…   "I have to talk to you. We have some Navy Sailors up here who are causing problems! They...

 One of the rotten realities of getting older is how the availability of that laundry list of adventures which motivated us Crackerjacks ...