“A Boot Camp Recruit Commander goes to a Strip Club...”

A Boot Camp Recruit Division Commander (RDC) stationed at RTC Great Lakes heads down to the strip club on a Friday night. He's having a good time, having a few drinks. One of the strippers takes a liking to him and offers a private dance. He agrees and they head to the back room. While she's dancing, she asks him what he does for a living. He informs her that he is a Navy Boot Camp ‘RDC’. She finds this to be very interesting and they continued to talk. More drinks are consumed, and the ‘RDC’ finds himself in an inebriated state. He asks the stripper if she'd like to see a trick. She agrees. So the ‘RDC’ pulls down his trousers and his skivvies. In a loud voice he says …

"Recruit, Atten-tion!"

His penis immediately becomes erect.

"At ease"

His penis is instantly flaccid.

The stripper claps and asks if he can do it again.

"Recruit, Atten-tion!"

Once again, his penis is immediately erect.

"At ease"

Instantly soft.

The stripper squeals in delight and asks him to do it one more time.

"Recruit, Atten-tion!"

His member is as erect as a flagpole.

"At ease"

Nothing happens

"At ease, Recruit!"

His erection remains.

"Dag gummit, Recruit, I said AT EASE!"

His penis remains stubbornly erect. He begins furiously masturbating. The confused stripper asks him what the hell he is doing. To which he replies …

"Semen Recruits that fail to follow orders get dishonorably discharged!"