After
months at sea, a sailor ran into the first whore house he could find. The madam
said…
“Well,
with the fleet in, all of my girls are busy, but I can take care of you.”
The
sailor being ever so desperate said…
“In my
condition, you will do.”
So later
in the sack, the madam got enthused and said…
“I may
have winter in my hair, but I’ve got summer in my heart.”
The
sailor replied…
“Yes, and
if you don’t get a little spring in your fanny, we’re gonna be here til’ fall!”
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