A sailor was wandering around a carnival and he happened to see a fortuneteller’s tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.
“Ah…”
said the fortuneteller as she gazed into her crystal ball.
“I see
you are the father of two children.”
“That’s
what you think.”
… said
the sailor scornfully …
“I’m the
father of THREE children.”
The woman
grinned and said…
“That’s
what YOU think!”
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