" A Shipwrecked Sailor "

 

A shipwrecked Sailor was marooned on a desert island with a female sheep and a male Doberman pinscher for companions. Before long the two animals grew quite attracted to each other. All went well until the man became unbearably horny and made a move for the ewe, which pissed off the dog. Baring its fangs, the Doberman placed itself between the sheep and the ornery sailor.

Days later, spotting a raft on the horizon, the sailor swam out and found a beautiful girl onboard. He took her ashore and for the next few weeks, he fed and comforted her.

“You’ve been so good to me and I’d do absolutely anything to show my gratitude.”

“Would you?”

The Sailor asked with a broad grin on his face. He excitedly unfastened the length of rope that held up his ragged pants and handed it to the girl.

“Here.”

… He muttered …

“Use this as a leash and take that damn dog for a long walk!”