" Surely You Got a Vase "

 

0n impulse, a young Seaman Schmuckatelli stopped at the flower shop and bought a dozen roses for his girlfriend. When he handed them to her, she immediately pulled off all her clothes and leaped onto the couch…

“This will be for the flowers,”

… She announced, stretching out enticingly.

“Oh, come now,” said Schmuckatelli. “Surely you've got a vase somewhere in this apartment.”