" Going AWOL "

 

Fifty years ago, James Cardamom, a northwest Georgia native, enlisted in the United States Navy.

On his first day in basic training, the Navy issued him a comb. That afternoon, the Navy barber shaved off all his hair.

On his second day in basic training, the Navy issued James a toothbrush. That afternoon, the Navy dentist yanked four wisdom teeth.

On his third day in basic training, the Navy issued James a jock strap.

As of today, the Navy has been looking for James for 50 years.