A Crusty Ol’ Chief walks into a bar...

A Crusty Ol’ Chief walks into a bar and pulls a tiny grand piano out of his pocket. Then he pulls out a little guy who sits down and begins to play.

"Where'd you get that?"

…bartender asks.

"I have a magic bottle; you rub it and get a wish!"

The ol’ Chief replies!

Chief agrees to let the bartender try it, and pulls a grungy old whiskey bottle from his pocket. Bartender rubs it, and the room fills up with ducks, flying everywhere.

 "I didn't wish for a million 'ducks'!"

...says bartender.

"So, did you think I wished for a ten-inch pianist?"