Monday, January 16, 2017

'Smart Ones'





One of my jobs in the Navy was to give the general public and our service members tours of the USS Constitution. Before taking people down below, we warned our visitors to watch their heads climbing up and down the decks due to the low over hang. The tour guide, first to the top, gets to see how many people have not heeded his advice.

On one tour I watched almost an entire group of junior Naval officers hit their heads one after another as they came up the ladder well. Curious, I asked their commander what their job was...

"Military intelligence!"

… he replied!!!


Wednesday, January 11, 2017

‘36 Pregnant Aboard Navy Ship That Served in Gulf’

This is a ‘No Shitter’ Originally published by…

 The New York Times

‘36 Women Pregnant Aboard a Navy Ship That Served in Gulf’



Published: April 30, 1991

SAN DIEGO, April 29— Thirty-six crew members of the supply ship Acadia were pregnant and had to be transferred during the ship's deployment to the Persian Gulf, naval officials say. (Approximately 10% of the females onboard!)

More than half became pregnant after the ship was under way, but a Navy spokesman, Lieut. Comdr. Jeff 'Smallwood,' said there were no indications of improper fraternization between men and women on the ship.

"These women have a right to get pregnant," Commander 'Smallwood' said. "The conclusion somebody is jumping to is that the Acadia is a love boat, and that's not the case."

He said nine women became pregnant before the Acadia left San Diego on Sept. 5, but were not tested until the ship was under way. Five others were transferred to the Acadia while she was sailing to the gulf, but their pregnancies were not discovered until after they were on board. Seven Months on Duty

The remaining 22 women became pregnant while the ship was deployed, perhaps on liberty calls in Hawaii, the Philippines and other ports the Acadia visited on her way to the gulf, Commander Smallwood said.

The ship, whose 1,250 crew members included 360 women, returned to her home port here on Friday. The Acadia is among a number of Navy support vessels that permit women to serve on board because she is not considered a combat ship.

Naval policy is to transfer women immediately to shore duty if they become pregnant.

The Navy has strict rules against sexual relationships between men and women while on duty or between commissioned officers and enlisted personnel, but Commander 'Smallwood' said there was no evidence any such regulations were broken.

The tender nicknamed the "Love Boat" received the Navy Unit Commendation for her exemplary service upon return from the Gulf War.


I still can't get over the Commander's last name... 'Smallwood!' 





 

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

'This Bud's For You'



Who Did It Better?!? (A) The USS Dale or (B) The USS Blandy?!?


             
USS Dale          USS Blandy