" How Many A$$holes We Have On This Ship "

The new Ensign checks onboard and is heading to meet with his Division at morning Quarters. A young sailor passes by and doesn’t bother to salute…

“Hey Chief, who was that guy?”

 “Oh, He’s an Asshole Sir.”

“I know that. What’s his name?”

“That’s his name Sir. Asshole, Seaman Asshole.”

“And that guy over there?”

“That’s Gunnersmate Phillips First Class Asshole.”

“How many Assholes doe we have on this ship anyhow?”

… The whole Division yells out …

“ Yo Ho !!! “

“I knew it. I’m surrounded by Assholes!”

 

  

" Navy Toons "

 Lots of cartoons out there over the years showing the trials and tribulations of NAVY life. I hope you enjoy this little collection …

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" Pinups May 2025 "

 We loved to look at them, and I’m sure nothing has changed for many of you ol’ salts.  Here’s a bit belated set of pinups for May 2025. I hope you enjoy …

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"USO"

 I know it’s been a while since I’ve posted on the blog.  I’ve been throwing ideas around like a hookers underwear trying to figure out what to write. I hope this will start things up again, as I’ve been on a hiatus of sorts for some time. Writing block is sort of like putting machinery back together.  There are many parts, and some seem inconsequential. But try putting it together without that one little part, and the whole gauddamned shebang fails to function.  I just had to get some headspace for a while. So here’s a little tale of pictures from years past of the “Great USO” visits they had onboard ship.  I hope you all enjoy…

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"OCTOBER 2024 Pinups"

 I hope you all enjoy the October Pinups …

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