They say that the female Company Commanders could
be every bit as ruthless as their male counterparts when it came to shaping up
their recruits! I once heard that a
female ‘Company Commander’ used to tell her fresh young recruits right off the
bus…
“When I sound attention, I want to hear eighty sets of pussies slam shut!”
Back in
the day, many moons ago, approximately the early fifties, the USS Duncan was
tied up in a nest with the USS Stickel, Isabel, and the Brinkley Bass in Sasebo
Japan loading supplies. The crew as usual went on the beach rearing and anxious
to squeeze out as much of their short liberty as possible since they weren’t allowed
overnight liberty in occupied Japan. The next morning as all four destroyers
were to leave port for Korea, they were all blown away by a stunt that some
crew members had pulled.
It appeared
someone, probably with a snoot full of Nippon beer, got a water taxi to tie up stern
of the Brinkley Bass. With a can of haze grey paint and some handy old brushes,
they proceeded to paint over the letter "B" on both the first and last
names of the ship. Thus when she put to sea the next morning she steamed out
proudly as the USS Rinkley Ass.
The crew
of the Bass was blamed for this and received liberty restrictions on their next
visit. I don't know who did it but my suspicions tell me it wasn’t any of the
crew onboard the Bass. From there forth, her Skipper would assign an armed
sentry to guard her stern to prevent nautical naughtiness from happening
again.
And that
my friends is a no–shitter!!!
After
spending several years deployed around the world at sea, Sailor Sam returned
home where he was fondly greeted by his well-endowed wife. They hurried to her
hotel room and got undressed when suddenly they were disturbed by a clamor in
the hall outside and a shout of …
“Let me
in!”
Sailor
Sam jumped out of bed and exclaimed …
“I’ll bet
that’s your husband.”
The wife
answered angrily …
“The hell
it is. He’s at sea, thousands of miles away!”
You know what they say about Sailors … A girl in every port, cuss like a sailor, drink like a sailor, spend like a sailor … on and on and on …! Lock up your wives and daughters, the fleet is in town! I hope you like these snapshots of the past. We’ve been sailors all our bloom’n lives!!!
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Always monkeying around …
( Fin )
The drunk
Sailor floundered up to the bar and said to the woman sitting next to him…
“I’d like
to slip you my big hard handle.”
… to
which she replies …
“You're nuts!”
… he
burped …
“Yeah,
you can have them too!”
Two sailors were walking down the street in a foreign port when a girl stuck her head out of a doorway and shouted …
“Come in,
fellas and I'll give you something you've never had before.”
One
sailor looked at the other and said …
“Run like
hell! She's got LEPROSY!”
