Friday, November 24, 2023

" GUANTANAMO BAY "

 


At Guantanamo Bay, we're confined to our quarters;

We’re scratching, and swearing, and waiting for orders;

We're watching the harbors; we're counting the wrecks; And we're wondering which we'll be shipping on next.

At Guantanamo Bay — call her Gitmo for short —

Not much of a base, much less of a port.

One look at the docks, and you know that you're seein', The Goddamnedest hole in the whole Caribbean.

So hurrah for Old Gitmo on Cuba's fair shore;

The home of the cockroach, the flea, and the whore. We'll sing her fair praises and pray for the day We'll get the hell out of Guantanamo Bay.

Here you pay twenty cents for a bottle of beer; They call it Hatuey, and it tastes mighty queer. There's an Indian chief on the label to show The Indian sign makes you go, go, £o, go.

Guantanamo City has hundreds of doors,

And each one's jammed up with hundreds of whores. They hang from the windows with stark naked chests ۔‎ And knock out your brains with low-hanging breasts.

Well, the boys in my outfit are workin' a plan. We're savin’ each nickel and dollar we can,

And we'll buy T.N.T. and one sunny day

We'll blow up this Goddamned Guantanamo Bay.


 

Saturday, November 18, 2023

" A Young Sailor "

 


A young sailor and a few of his shipmates were at a bar when a pretty woman in her mid-50s sent over a drink and introduced herself. Having never been hit on by a cougar before, the young sailor was happy to let her buy him a few more drinks. Throughout the evening the woman made it clear that she wanted him to go home with her.


At first, the man was reluctant, but his shipmates encouraged him. In a final attempt, the woman offered him some mother-daughter action if he would join her. Excited, he accompanied her home, and they soon began to kiss passionately on the couch. Looking around for the daughter and not seeing anyone, the young sailor asked …

 

“Aren’t you forgetting someone?”


The woman apologized, walked over to the bottom of the stairs, and yelled up ...

 

“Hey, Mom, I’ve got one!”

Friday, November 10, 2023

" More Crazy Sailor Shenanigans "

 Every now and again I see some great pics posted by various shipmates from over the years and add them to my collection of crazy sailor’n shenanigans. I hope you enjoy this collection…




















































( Fin )


" Sea Sick "

 



Seaman Jones was on the deck while underway suffering one of the worst forms of sea sickness…

“Hey shipmate. You want me to bring you up some food to help you feel better?”

“No!”

… Murmured Seaman Jones …

“Just throw it overboard. That’ll save the time and trouble as that’s where it will end up anyway.”

 

" Blind Date "

 Here is a collection of Navy toons about the ol’ blind date. After all you know what a pirate’s worst fear on a blind date is …

 “A sunken Chest and no Booty!”





















































( Fin )


Sunday, November 5, 2023

" Love & Marriage "



We all know about those bitter Navy Divorces …

So the Chief donates blood to his wife after she is badly injured. A few years later they go through a bitter divorce and he demands his blood back! So she throws a tampon in his face and says…

"There you go you miserable bastard, I'll pay you back monthly!"

And the moral of this story is ...

Even if a woman eventually pays back what she owes a man ... there's always a fucking string attached!


 

Friday, November 3, 2023

" November 2023 Pin-ups "

 Here are your November 2023 Pin-up Cheesecakes!!!
















































( Fin )