An ol’ salty sailor is out on the town doing liberty drunk and leaving the casino… the same casino where two years earlier he’d had a terrible run in with a Taxi driver that cost him a stripe and thirty days restriction to the boat!
As he exits the casino, he sees a long line of Taxi drivers... and at the end is his old enemy from two years before!!
Seeing this, the ol’ salt decides to get his revenge. He goes up to the first Taxi and says…
"Hey will you give me a blowjob?"
The taxi driver says…
"No you freak, get out of my car!"
The drunken sailor then goes on to the next car and says…
"Hey will you give me a blowjob?"
The taxi driver says…
"No you maniac, get out of my car!"
The ol’ Salt continues to do this all the way down the line until he reaches the last taxi, and sees his enemy.
He climbs in and asks…
"How much for a ride to the airport?"
Not recognizing the sailor the driver replies…
"Five Dollars!"
"Okay."
…says the sailor and he gets in. Then as he passes the line of other taxis, he sticks his hands out the window and gives them all a big thumbs up!!!
…says the sailor and he gets in. Then as he passes the line of other taxis, he sticks his hands out the window and gives them all a big thumbs up!!!
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