Researchers are Baffled…
The US Navy at Bethesda has concluded an extensive pharmaceutical study in which an equal number of enlisted sailors and commissioned officers were administered weekly doses of Viagra!
Researchers are at a loss to explain why all the enlisted sailors achieved enhanced sexual prowess, while the officers simply grew taller…
what about Mustangs?
ReplyDeleteI remember (then Captain, later Admiral) Hyram Rickover making a comment in the late 60s/early 70s that "ringknockers have to be castrated" to become proper officers. Guess that is when the decline of the officer corps really started. Of course Rickover wasn't exactly the poster boy for political correctness
ReplyDeleteFirst time I ever heard the term "Ringknockers" but OMG, it is an epiphany! Allot of the anal-opolis grads made sure you didn't miss "their precious" when they met with you....
DeleteTaller yes, but for most the growing was only above the neck....
ReplyDeleteThat was the point. Richard Cranial in other words.
DeleteLOL THE BEST
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