Shanty’s and Poems are as much a part of Sailor Tradition as as tell’n No Shitters! I remember having a couple a slugs do this skit when selected for Chief… my Oh my times have changed!! I hope you enjoy Barnacle Bill The Sailor… the adult version of course…
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
said the fair young maiden
Well
Open the door ya fuckin' whore
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
Open the door ya fuckin' whore
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
Shall we go to the dance?
Shall we go to the dance?
Shall we go to the dance?
said the fair young maiden
Well
To hell with the dance and down with your pants
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
To hell with the dance and down with your pants
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
What's that thing between your legs?
What's that thing between your legs?
What's that thing between your legs?
said the fair young maiden
Well
It's only me pole to stick up your hole
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
It's only me pole to stick up your hole
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
What's that stuff around your pole?
What's that stuff around your pole?
What's that stuff around your pole?
said the fair young maiden
Well
It's only me grass to tickle your ass
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
It's only me grass to tickle your ass
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
What's that dripping down your leg?
What's that dripping down your leg?
What's that dripping down your leg?
said the fair young maiden
Well
It's only a shot that missed your twat
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
It's only a shot that missed your twat
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
What if we should have a boy?
What if we should have a boy?
What if we should have a boy?
said the fair young maiden
Well
He'll go to sea and fuck like me
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
He'll go to sea and fuck like me
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
What if we should have a girl...
Well we'll dig a ditch and bury the bitch
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
We'll dig a ditch and bury the bitch
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
What if Ma and Pa should come home early?
What if Ma and Pa should come home early?
What if Ma and Pa should come home early?
(and find us screwing our brains out on the living room floor)
said the fair young maiden
Well
I'll fuck your Ma and blow your Pa
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
I'll fuck your Ma and blow your Pa
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
said the fair young maiden
Well
Open the door ya fuckin' whore
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
Open the door ya fuckin' whore
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
Shall we go to the dance?
Shall we go to the dance?
Shall we go to the dance?
said the fair young maiden
Well
To hell with the dance and down with your pants
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
To hell with the dance and down with your pants
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
What's that thing between your legs?
What's that thing between your legs?
What's that thing between your legs?
said the fair young maiden
Well
It's only me pole to stick up your hole
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
It's only me pole to stick up your hole
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
What's that stuff around your pole?
What's that stuff around your pole?
What's that stuff around your pole?
said the fair young maiden
Well
It's only me grass to tickle your ass
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
It's only me grass to tickle your ass
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
What's that dripping down your leg?
What's that dripping down your leg?
What's that dripping down your leg?
said the fair young maiden
Well
It's only a shot that missed your twat
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
It's only a shot that missed your twat
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
What if we should have a boy?
What if we should have a boy?
What if we should have a boy?
said the fair young maiden
Well
He'll go to sea and fuck like me
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
He'll go to sea and fuck like me
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
What if we should have a girl...
Well we'll dig a ditch and bury the bitch
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
We'll dig a ditch and bury the bitch
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
What if Ma and Pa should come home early?
What if Ma and Pa should come home early?
What if Ma and Pa should come home early?
(and find us screwing our brains out on the living room floor)
said the fair young maiden
Well
I'll fuck your Ma and blow your Pa
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
I'll fuck your Ma and blow your Pa
said Barnacle Bill the sailor
I don't know about the "blow your pa" part. The rest sounds legit though...
ReplyDeleteOscar Brand - Barnacle Bill the Sailor
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhCdKi4vtfI
I must ask, when did you retire?
ReplyDelete2010...
DeleteThere was a guy in Boot Camp that sang this song all the time. Drove us all nuts with it.
ReplyDeleteThe version I know is different but just as explicit. Some of the lines here come from other old question and answer folk songs with the maiden asking innocent questions and the seducer giving funny answers. Often it is a knight at an inn having to share a bed with the widowed inn owner's daughter.
ReplyDeleteThe version I know is different but just as explicit. Some of the lines here come from other old question and answer folk songs with the maiden asking innocent questions and the seducer giving funny answers. Often it is a knight at an inn having to share a bed with the widowed inn owner's daughter.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to hear the song from the 70's in the PI about the sailor's song (to the tune of the Green Berets). "The wings upon his chest, screwing America's best" something like that.
ReplyDeleteBallad of Subic Bay.
DeleteUsed to sing one called the blue beret, same tune as the green beret.
DeleteVery good..Is there a karaoke version?
ReplyDeleteVery good..Is there a karaoke version?
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