'A Navy Memo'

Subject: The SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING program

This memorandum is a notification that the Department of the Navy (DON) has in order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from sailors, it will be our policy to keep all sailors well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.).  We are trying to give our sailors more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your fair share of S.H.I.T. on a regular basis, please see your Leading Petty Officer (LPO) or Chief Petty Officer (CPO) as soon as possible. You will immediately be placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list and our LPOs & CPOs are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. that you can handle.

Sailors who do not take their fair amount of S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).  Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our LPOs & CPOs took S.H.I.T. for so long they don’t have to do S.H.I.T. anymore and are full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T. you may be interested in a job mentoring others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

For sailors who are intending to pursue a career in leadership and management we will refer you to the Department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.).  This course emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING SPECIAL INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.)

Respectfully,

BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

OFFICE OF THE SECRETARY OF THE NAVY