Subpoena and Summons
Extrordinary
The Royal Court of The Raging Main
Domain
of Neptune Vale Pacificus
To Whom
May Come These Presents:
Whereas: This good ship bound south is about
to enter our Domain, and the aforesaid ship carries a large and slimy cargo of
landlubbers, beachcombers, shithouse rats, sea lawyers, lounge lizards, parlor
dunnigans, plow deserters, chicken chasers, hay tossers, chit signers, sand
crabs, four flushers, squaw men, pig lovers, and all sorts of fuckery of the
land, and last but not least he-vamps and liberty hounds, falsely masquerading
as seamen, of which scum you are a member, having never appeared before us; So
Now: on This Date………
Be it known: That we hereby summon you………. to
appear before the Royal High Court and our August Presence on the aforesaid
date, as may best suit our pleasure, and to accept most heartily and with good
grace, the pains and penalties of the awful torture that will be inflicted upon you! To be examined as to fitness to
become one of our trusty Shellbacks, and to answer such charges as may have
been placed against you!
Disobey
This Summons Under The Pain of Our Just
and Terrible Displeasure. Our Vengeance Is Ever Wakeful and Our Vengeance is
Swift and Sure.
Given Under Hand And Seal,
Attest: Davey Jones, Royal Scribe
Signed: Neptunus Rex
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