When you
conduct a Boot Camp Barracks Inspection, bring some Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup
and make sure you inspect the toilet alone while the recruits are standing by!
Put some of that there syrup in the toilet like, so you get the very familiar
mark we all know so well!! Then put on your furious face when you let it all
out on the squad leader!!!
When he comes
running, give him hell while asking…
"Whiskey
Tango Foxtrot is this?"
… Of course
he becomes speechless! Then you obviously put your finger in it and taste it!!
You confirm it’s shit and give him hell for it!!!
The look on his face is simply: PRICELESS!!!!
The look on his face is simply: PRICELESS!!!!
When I did Urine tests, I would sometimes put mountain dew in a bottle. Later on I would "taste it" and declare it filled with drug residue. Made a few people puke. CO was not impressed.
ReplyDeleteMello Yellow would have worked out better...you think 🤔
DeleteAwesome , wish I would have thought of that
ReplyDeleteAwesome , wish I would have thought of that
ReplyDeleteWe had a visiting Admirals inspection. Should have realized that SN Skippy volunteering to clean the head was a set up. The head absolutely sparkled, with one minor exception. One of the shitters had a blob of something in the bowl. "What the HELL is that!! Skippy reaches in, scoops it up, and eats it. Shit sir! Two days later he was processed back to the states for discharge. A month later a package was in the mail. It was a partial jar of Nutella. With a note. "Won't be need this, my discharge came through. Skippy"
ReplyDeleteYears before entering the Navy, soda machines that dispensed bottles normally had an empty bottle rack right next to the machine. This one machine in particular at a drugstore about a block away from my house was the perfect setup for this prank.
ReplyDeleteAs kids, we would buy some sodas, drink about half of it and put the bottle in the rack. Customers arriving at the drugstore would pull up to the front of the store and the machine was in plain view of their cars. We would 'amble' by the soda rack, pick up a bottle or two, replace it and then reach for the staged bottle, pull it out, look at the remaining contents and then chug it in view of anyone still sitting in their vehicles. The looks of shock and disgust on their faces was priceless. After chugging it down, replace bottle and walk off. In concert with a partner who acted as a lookout, we would report back to the other about the horrified expressions witnessed when we pulled this off. Cheap fun when a Coke was 15 cents a bottle for the 6½ ounces at the time. This was around 1965.
Not as disgusting, but made coffee for the senior chief. To save time, I put the sugar and powdered creamer in with the grounds, filled it with water and plugged it in.
ReplyDeleteLater, the senior chief grabbed a cup and ... well ... it wasn't pretty. When he found out that I'd made it, he declared that I was never to make the coffee again.
However ... the next man to make the coffee, thought he knew what I'd done and, as we had to fill up the pot in a bathroom deep sink, 'administered' his own treatment to the coffee grounds before making the coffee. None of us drank it, but the senior chief, not knowing, drank a cup and insisted that the man continue to make the coffee. Yuck!
Nope not about to tell that story
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