'The Cannibals'

In the early days of World War II, the Navy was having trouble finding labor needed for the South Sea build up when someone decided to hire local Cannibals
to help build the port.

The Head Cannibal was told the money is good and food is provided. But if we catch anyone eating Sailors they will be shot!

After six months things seemed to be going good when the Head Cannibal was called on the carpet and asked if his men have eaten anyone!!

“No sir we don't know anything about it!”

After work the Head Cannibal calls his men together…

“We have had a good thing going here. In six months we have eaten 62 Ensigns, 55 LTJGs, 58 LTs, 16 LCDRs, 9 CDRs and one Captain and no one said anything. Who are the assholes that Ate The Chief?”