“CHIEFS IN THE AFTER LIFE”

Gabriel came to the Lord and said…

"I have to talk to you. We have some Navy Chiefs up here who are causing problems! They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, breakfast SOS is all over their robes, they’re racing the chariots, and they're wearing their piss cutters instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the ladder to heaven clean…. There are beer cans all over the place… Some of them are walking around with just one wing!"

Then the Lord sayeth…

"Chiefs are Sailors, Gabriel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil!"

So Gabriel went and called the Devil. The Devil answered the phone…

"Hello? HOLD ON ONE MINUET!"

The Devil returned to the phone…

"OK, I'm back. What can I do for you?"

Gabriel replied…

"I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there."

The Devil said…

"Hold on again. I need to check on something!"

After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said…

"I'm back. Now what was the question?"

Gabriel said…

"What kind of problems are you having down there?"

The Devil said…

"Man, I don't believe this....Hold on."

This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. He returned and said…

"I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those damned Navy A-Gangers Chiefs have put out my fire and are trying to install a damn air conditioner!”