A sailor is
discharged from the Navy and he's so happy to see his girlfriend and so horny,
that he hustles her behind a building, lifts her skirt, and proceeds to give
her a knee-trembler right there at the pier.
As they were driving home, the satisfied sailor says,
As they were driving home, the satisfied sailor says,
"Wow that
was great. And I know you liked it too, I saw your toes curling."
She says,
She says,
"Not
really. You didn't give me time to take off my pantyhose!"
Similar story - the sailor is on his ship ready to sail when he realizes he has an free hour - so he rushes home and tells his wife to drop her panties, which she did. Then she asks, "do you want me to take off my bra"? The sailor says no, "I don't have time to chew the fat".
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