"Tijuana Delicacy"

A Drunken Sailor was down in Tijuana in a local restaurant drinking after a long day of roaming around good ol’ Mexico!  While sitting at the cantina sipping on a Tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious-looking platter being served at a table across from him. He asked the waiter …

“What is that you just served?”

… The waiter replied …

“Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull’s testicles from the bullfight this morning. A delicacy!”

The Sailor though momentarily daunted, said …

“What the heck! I’m game to try anything, bring me an order of those!”

The waiter replied …

“I am sorry Senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bullfight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy of the day.”

The next morning the Sailor returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called the waiter and said …

“These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!”

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied …

“Si Senor, sometimes the bull wins.”