Friday, January 10, 2020

"Dear Abby"



Dear Abby,

I have a problem. I have two brothers. One brother is a Boatswain in the Navy, the other was put to death in the electric chair for a gruesome multiple murder. My mother died from insanity caused by syphilis when I was three years old. My sisters are prostitutes, and my father sells narcotics to high school students. Recently I met a girl who was just released from prison. She was sentenced for smothering her illegitimate child to death. I want to marry her.

My problem is - if I marry this girl, should I tell her about my brother who is a Boatswain Mate?

Signed,   Dilemma

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