A sailor was on liberty in San Diego and got picked up by the Police for being drunk and for vagrancy. The Cop took him off to the Night Court Judge.
The judge reviewed the case and said to the sailor…
"I
can understand you getting arrested for being drunk but for vagrancy, I find
that hard to believe. I know that your Commanding officer would have ensured you had money before leaving the ship. Would you like to explain just what you did with your money?"
The sailor wobbled up to the bench and said …
"Well
you see your Honor, I spent most of it on Booze, and Babes. The rest of it, I just wasted."
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