"Hurricane Special"

 

The drunken horny sailor went to the brothel for a bit of fun after spending most of his money on booze…

“What can I get for three dollars?”

The madam explained…

“Well, we do have the Hurricane Special.”

So she took him in, made him undress, and lay down on a bed. Then she threw a bucket of water all over him and turned on the fan while opening the window.

He jumped up, grabbed his uniform and quickly got dressed and before leaving in a drunken uproar exclaimed…

“Who the hell can make love in weather like this?”

"More Nautical Shenanigans"

More Navy Shenanigans to show how we sailors like to party it up and make the best of a 72 hour liberty pass! From Naples to Lisbon to the Honch in Japan and Olongapo in Subic Bay… sailors always have more fun! I hope you enjoy this month’s installment of Sailors Behaving Badly!!!

Rolling Stones

"Short Time 8 seconds"

"Everywhere we go ... people wanna know"

"Suzie Wong District"

"Everywhere we go ... people wanna know"

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"Medical"

In issuing PRO kits to his sailors going on liberty, one corpsman thought he was a real joker. In each pro kit, there is a small piece of soap. The corpsman added a piece of paper which said…

“Always wash yourself good with this DIAL soap. If you forget why you’re washing, just spell it backward!” 

 

"June 21' Vintage Pin-ups"

 Here I’ve gathered another group of vintage pin-ups for some of you old farts who served under Noah on the USS Ark! I hope you enjoy these pics as much as I did hunting them down …

Suzanne Summers

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"Schmuckatelli and the Girl Next Door"

 

Petty Officer Schmuckatelli lived next door to a retired Master Chief Navy Seal and his gorgeous daughter. This is his story when he came back to the ship on Monday morning from his weekend excursions …

“Saturday morning I received a knock on the door and it was that gorgeous girl from next door …”

“Hello Mr. Schmuckatelli.”

“Errr… Ummm… Hi there.”

“Listen, you haven’t seen anyone prowling around our backyard have you?”

“Ummm… no, why do you ask? 

“Well, some pervert is stealing my underwear off the clothesline and you know what my dad’s like…”

“Errr… Ummm… no, what do you mean?”

“Well, being a retired Navy Seal and all, he says if he catches the bastard stealing my underwear, he’s going to rip his balls off.”

“… I nearly shart her pants!!!”

"Buzz Sawyer's Sidekick Sweeney"

 During World War II, there was a comic strip of an adventurous John Singer Sawyer, nicknamed Buz Sawyer, who was a Naval Aviator and flew as an ace Navy fighter and dive bomber pilot in the Pacific Theater where he had numerous adventures with his sidekick Sweeney. Sweeney was your typical Petty Officer whose antics were typical of how people might envision the Canoe Club sailor to be. Here are a few clips I’ve enjoyed capturing for those of you who might like a few of these old comic strips. Enjoy… 

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"Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones"

While I was assigned to a hospital in Saigon, I was a Navy Corpsman in one of the medical wards. There was a Navy officer who got run over by a speed boat while skiing in the Saigon River. The prop blade caught him in the armpit. There was also an Air Force officer with hemorrhoids and every morning from across the ward you would hear…

"Good morning armpit"

… followed by … well you can guess!!!