"Zany Shenanigans of the Past"

 We got more of those zany pics from Sailors past, where anything goes and memories were made. I hope you enjoy this batch of Kodak moments from the Ol’ School Canoe Club…

( FiN )

"Now's Your Chance"

 

A Petty Officer and a Seaman were having a couple of beers at the tavern in which they were the only customers. They were waited on by a young barmaid who was decidedly not backward. As the Petty Officer went to use the head the barmaid leaned over the bar, put her face against that of the bashful Seaman, and whispered as she pursed her lips …

“Now’s your chance, honey.”

The Seaman glanced around the empty room…

“… Sure is …”

… reached over and drank the Petty Officer’s beer! 

"Most Precarious Sailors"

 Canoe Club card-carrying sailors always seem to find themselves in the most precarious positions … how the hell do you think we come up with such incredible no-shit sea stories?  Here is a collection I hope you will find entertaining…

... Here no Evil ...

... See no Evil ...

... Speak no Evil ... 

... What is said and done on Deployment, stays on Deployment ...

( FiN )

"Granny"

 

Today's Veteran's Day senior citizen salute to our military goes to 80-year-old Maudie "Granny" Frigate whose torpedoes have officially reached her navel base.

"All Hands On Deck"

 

All hands on deck,

There’s a pretty little craft in sight,

All hands on deck,

For she certainly looks all right.

What do we care

If the ship becomes a wreck?

For we haven’t been ashore in the last six months.

All hands on deck!

All hands on deck,

There’s a pretty little girl in sight.

All hands on deck,

For she certainly looks all right.

What do I care

If the ship is a wreck?

For we haven’t seen a girl in six months.

All hands on deck!

"I Don't Want You Idiots Liking Me"

 

The Company Commander told all of his recruits…

“I don’t expect any of you idiots to like me. In fact, I don’t want any of you idiots to like me, because liking leads to loving and loving leads to screwing, and ain’t none of you idiots are gonna screw me!”

"March 22' Pin-ups"

 It’s that time of the month … we’ve got your monthly pin-ups for your sailor’n eyes to ogle at! I hope you swashbuckling Canoe Club-loving matelots enjoy this round of beauties … Enjoy!

(FiN)