"Now's Your Chance"

 

A Petty Officer and a Seaman were having a couple of beers at the tavern in which they were the only customers. They were waited on by a young barmaid who was decidedly not backward. As the Petty Officer went to use the head the barmaid leaned over the bar, put her face against that of the bashful Seaman, and whispered as she pursed her lips …

“Now’s your chance, honey.”

The Seaman glanced around the empty room…

“… Sure is …”

… reached over and drank the Petty Officer’s beer!