‘A Sailor Walks Into a Gay Bar’

A Sailor walks into a gay bar and comes to this realization.

"What the heck"

…he says…

 "I really want a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the Sailor…

"What's the name of your penis?"

The Sailor says…

"Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink!"

The gay waiter says…

"I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan ‘Just Do It.”

… the Sailor looks a bit taken back…

“That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because 'It really Satisfies."

The Sailor looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over! So the Sailor asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer…

"Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?"

…The man looks back and says with a smile…

"TIMEX."

…The thirsty Sailor asks…

"Why Timex?"

The fella proudly replies…

"Cause it takes a lick’n and keeps on tick’n!"

A little shaken, the Sailor turns to the fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says…

"So, what do you call your penis?"

…The man turns to him and proudly exclaims…

"FORD, because Quality is Job ONE!!"

…Then he adds…

"Have you driven a Ford, lately?"

Even more shaken, the Sailor has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis! Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims…

"The name of my penis is Secret. Now give me my beer!"

The bartender begins to pour the Sailor a beer, but with a puzzled look asks…

"Why Secret?"

The Sailor exclaims…

"Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!"