The ‘New Chief’ walks up to the CPO Mess Crank and asks…
“What the hell is this coffee or tea?”
… to which the Mess Crank replies…
“Well Chief, what does it taste like?”
… So the Chief says…
“Well, it tastes like JP-5!”
… to which the Mess Crank replies…
“Well Chief, it must be coffee for sure… because the Tea tastes like JP-10!”
Had some dumb crank get placed in the Goat Locker. First day he was trying to be a go getter, so he washed all the coffee cups out. Was surprised that he survived!
ReplyDeleteit was probably me, fuck you, we didnt get instructions.. nor on what to do when told to place a dead fly by an E-8 on the peacn pie the E-7 was going to eat!
ReplyDeleteI had to mess cook for the chiefs - I had one particular chief that was more cranky the the others and he made my life miserable. One time he asked for and egg sandwich. I had the cook fry the eggs instead of scrambling them - Chief bit into the sandwich and the yolk got all over him! Very funny watching him!
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