'Skin Books'

Before ‘Sex Education’ in schools, we didn’t have direct access to the Masonic Secrets of the Dark Templar of nekkit lady information! No, we had to resort to nekkit women with banana boobs in National Geographic… now that’s desperation!! But every once in a while your old man left out an ol’ dog eared Playboy or Penthouse…!!!

Then before the wimmins came aboard, we used these juicy skin books as the medium exchange for trade! When I was a young boot on my first ship, ol’ Ronnie Hosmer used to say…

“If you ain't never laid in a rack reading skin books with a bottle of Jergens, scratching your ass and listening to a couple of idiots jabber jaw’n… you ain’t lived the Navy life!”