A Navy Sailor
walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He
gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman
notices this and asks…
"Is your date running late?"
"No,"
… he replies…
"I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and
I was
just testing it."
The
intrigued woman asks…
"A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
about it?"
The Sailor explains…
"It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically."
The lady asks…
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties!"
The woman
giggles and replies…
"Well it must be broken because I am wearing
panties!"
The Sailor
smirks, taps his watch and says…
"Damn thing's an hour fast."
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