'Iron Men & Wooden Ships or Wood Men & Iron Ships'

A young Recruit just joined the Navy and on his first day of Bootcamp his RDC yells at him…

"In the past the ships were made of wood and the men of steel! Now it's the other way around! What do you have to say about that!?!"

"Good thing when the modern ship sinks: wood will float much easier!"

Gauddamned kids are too smart for their own damn good these days!!!