An elderly
couple learned to send text messages on their mobile phones…
The wife, a
retired college English instructor with emphasis on the Classics, was an
unapologetic romantic; her husband, a retired salty Navy Chief Petty Officer of
thirty years’ service, was a no-nonsense guy!!!
One
afternoon the wife went to the local Starbuck’s to meet a friend for coffee!
While awaiting her friend’s arrival, she exercised her new skill by sending her
husband a romantic text message…
"If you
are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If
you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are
crying, send me your tears. I love you."
The husband
responded…
"I'm
takin' a shit. Please advise."
Almost
brings a tear to my eyes…
Stole this on for my Face of Book page.
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