'Medicine In The Navy'

A U.S. Sailor in Subic contracted VD! He goes to medical to see a Doctor who tells him his penis will have to be amputated. So he goes all the way to Clark Air Force Base to get a second opinion. When he arrives at the medical facility,that Doctor also tells him he needs to have it amputated!

This just wasn’t going to work! So the Sailor decides to see a local Doctor out in town and figures they’ve seen many of these cases.  When the Sailor arrives he asks the Doctor …

“How ‘bout it Doc? Are we going to have to amputate?”

The Doctor responds …

“Oh no! I not going to amputate!”

The Sailor sighs in relief and says …

“I saw several American Doctors on base and they said they would have to amputate!”

The Filipino Doctor responds …

“Amelican Doctors knife cwazy!  Cut, Cut, Cut!!  It not necessawy to amputate! It fall of by itself!”