Monday, January 8, 2018

"VD or TB"


A shipwrecked sailor who had spent many years on a remote South Pacific island was finally rescued! When he arrived in California, reporters asked him what he had done for sex…

"Oh, there were plenty of passable and willing native girls on the island!"

… he replied …

"But they all either had V.D. or T.B."

"That must have been frustrating!"

… commented one of the newsmen …

"Not at all!"

… said the sailor …

"If a girl coughed, I screwed her!"



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