"Submarine Ops"

“I thought I'd heard every possible description of a submerged operation until a group of teachers toured an attack submarine in San Diego.”

“Oh yeah? Why’s that?

He told me that during a ship’s tour a woman asked a Petty officer what it's like steering a submarine underwater with only sonar for guidance…

"Well, ma'am, if you painted your car's windshield black, then drove down the freeway while listening to your bitchy wife with her head out the moon roof while some midget operates the gas and the brakes for you… I guess it would be pretty close."