"Zombie Sailor"

-Where is a Zombie Sailor’s favorite place to enjoy the seas?

The Dead Sea!!!

-When a Zombie Sailor goes on liberty what kind of drink does he order at the Base Club?!?

A shot of To-Kill-Ya, a Bloody Mary, and a Mind Eraser!!!

-Why was the Zombie Sailor late to Morning Quarters?

He doesn’t wake up until Ate-O’clock!!!

-Why did the Skipper Bust the Zombie Sailor at Captain’s Mast?

Because he had no leg to stand on!!!

-How did the Zombie Sailor know to go to sickbay?

By his Coffin!!!

-How does the Zombie Sailor look in his Dress Uniform?

Like he’s Dressed to Kill!!!

-What do you call a Zombie Sailor’s favorite kind of Navy Ship?

A Blood Vessel!!!

-Why was the Zombie Sailor afraid to cross the ocean?!?

He had lost his Guts!!!

-Why did the Zombie Sailor end up on a carrier?

His love of Scare-planes!!!

-Where do you find a Zombie Sailor with change?

At Headquarters!!!

-And what does it take to be a Zombie Sailor?

Lots of Dead-ication!!!