"Young Sailor Was Shipwrecked"

A young Sailor was shipwrecked on a desert island after his ship sunk. The following morning he walked around the island to see if there were any other people and was delighted when he found a young woman on the beach. He was even more delighted when he rolled her over and realized it was Kate Upton.

Having restored her to health, they set about making their accommodation comfortable and with a steady supply of water from a stream, coconuts, fish, and wild pigs they were soon living in some style. Being a Sailor, he even set up a small brewery and a bar.

Throughout this, the Sailor behaved towards her like a perfect gentleman, but one evening, after a long day of fishing, sunning themselves, and sampling the brewery, he looked at her, she looked at him, and nature took its course.

Three enjoyable months later they were sitting around the campfire when he asked if he could borrow her eyebrow pencil and draw a mustache on her. When she asked why, he told her that he wanted her, for a short time, to look like his old shipmate Fred.

She was, quite naturally, disturbed by this, but allowed him to do so. He took a look at his handy work and then leaned on the bar and said,

"Fred, mate, you will NEVER guess who I have been sleeping with for the last three months!”