Father Murphy walked into a
pub and said to the first sailor he met …
"Do you want to go to
heaven?"
… The sailor said …
"I do Father." The
priest said, "Leave this pub right now!"
He then approached a
second sailor ...
"Do you want to go to
heaven?"
"Certainly, Father!"
… Was the sailor's reply ...
"Then leave this den of
Satan!"
… Said the priest …
Father Murphy then walked up
to an old Senior Chief Bosun and asked…
"Do you want to go to
heaven?"
… The Chief Bosun replied …
"No, I don't Father."
The priest looked him right
in the eye and said …
"You mean to tell me
that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"
The Chief smiled …
"Oh, when I die! Why ...
yes Father. Shit, I thought you were getting a working party together to go
right now!"
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