"Two For One"

A Navy Sailor in his 20s and a few of his shipmates were at a bar when a pretty woman in her mid-40s sent over a drink and introduced herself. Having never been hit on by a cougar before, the swab was happy to let her buy him a few more drinks. Throughout the evening the woman made it clear that she wanted him to go home with her.

At first the sailor was reluctant, but his shipmates encouraged him. In a final attempt, the woman offered him some mother-daughter action if he would join her. Excited, he accompanied her home, and they soon began to kiss passionately on the couch. Looking around for the daughter and not seeing anyone, the man asked,

“Aren’t you forgetting someone?”

The woman apologized, walked over to the bottom of the stairs and yelled up,

“Hey, Mom, I’ve got one!”