"Retired Admiral"

The Navy Admiral retired and hired his trusty Ship’s Servicman of over twenty-five years to come with him. The Admiral told the Serviceman that even though he would now work for him personally, his duties would be exactly the same as they were in the Navy. On the first morning of the Admiral's retirement the Serviceman came into the Admiral's cabin and woke him. Then the Serviceman slapped the Admiral's sleeping wife on the ass …

"Okay, honey, it's back onshore for you!"