The crew of
a salvage ship starts drinking underway. Being against the rules, the party of
course gets out of hand and the next morning the Skipper is angry as shit,
yelling and cursing.
He summons everyone and yells …
"That is it, every single drop of Fucking Alcohol goes overboard, Now!"
From the back row, some of the crew members are nodding and saying the captain is right and everyone should throw all the alcohol overboard!
Captain yells …
He summons everyone and yells …
"That is it, every single drop of Fucking Alcohol goes overboard, Now!"
From the back row, some of the crew members are nodding and saying the captain is right and everyone should throw all the alcohol overboard!
Captain yells …
"You divers in the back row, SHUT THE FUCK
UP!!!!"
Not too out of line. I spent a year on USS FLORIKAN (ASR-9).
ReplyDeleteI am proud to say I was a NAVY diver. With SCUBA gear
ReplyDeleteyou can drink under water.