"Salty"

A sailor walked into a bar after a long time at sea. Desperate to get down to business, he walked up to a sexy blonde and asked, “Hey baby, do you like sea men?”

She replied, “Not really. Too salty!”

What do you call a salty sailor?

A seasoned veteran.

Have you ever wondered...

If sperm whales are the reason the ocean is salty?

A woman comes back from her date with a sailor and tells her friend …

"We had sex in the back of the car and his penis reminded me of a peanut!"

"Ha ha! Because it was so tiny?"

"No. Salty."