Yet despite all of the misery, we can look
back and say …
“Those were the best damned days of my life!”
When we reverse the tape of our old crusty
analog minds we realize how much we perceived the civilian world to be
everything we lacked in life. It was like a laser-pointer focusing in on the
very things we wished to be but weren’t and the things we missed from home like
that “Suzie Rotten-Crotch” who wrote you that “Dear John” letter and made you
regret what you no longer had. This
fixation of growing out your hair and no longer being owned by the man only
served to remind us of what we wanted but didn’t have … what we dreamed to be
but were not. The world constantly reminds
us through commercial advertisement of what we should be and what we are not
and why we should give a flying ‘fuck!’
Ironically back in the day, these fellas made
the finest shipmates who taught us some of the most valuable lessons in
life. I think it’s something missed in
today’s Canoe Club Cabaret. It seems
everyone is too busy trying to 'cover their ass to make the next rank.’ There seems to be no more risk taking, and
everyone is bitching about losing internet connectivity while underway … or the
“A/C” is too cold … the ice cream machine is broken again … or I can’t get my
nails done if we’re going to be underway for two weeks! You old farts think I’m
shitting you? Check out one of these new fan-dangled Twenty-First Century ships
our shipmates serve on today and you’ll wonder why the hell anyone’s got
anything to complain about!
Our old salts slept in hammocks and cots back
in the day with no A/C and no privacy … we slept in cramped berthings with
little to no privacy and rarely any A/C on old Frams, Knox & Adams class
frigates and destroyers. If someone farted on the port side of berthing you
could calculate how long it took to reach you on the starboard side! Nowadays
they got rack curtains as thick as cowhide and personal fans in each secluded
rack. Some even adjust to a 45 degree angle … I shit you not!!!
I’ve been retired for ten years now, and I
tell you I don’t think I could make it in today’s Navy! Today’s Canoe Club, one
alcohol related incident can put away your career … FOR GOOD! It ain’t your
Daddy’s Navy no more. Sailors just aren’t allowed to have fun. I once stood duty while the ship’s company
was having a “mandatory fun” function off base. The Command Duty Officer came
in and brought us a couple of beers on the mess decks after we got off watch. He
just wanted to make sure we got to enjoy some of the fun we were missing out
on. You won’t see that in today’s “Kinder Gentler Navy!”
There used to be an old saying that slowly
dissipated in the mid 1990s’ …
“What is said and done onboard stays onboard!”
I think “TP” Danaher was the last Skipper I
heard use those words onboard the Lucky No. “7” and I appreciate it more today
than I ever did back then. When I was an LPO, my Chief told me to “keep it
inside the lifelines.” If I can’t keep
control of the Division and he has to come down and fix things then I’m not
doing my job and don’t deserve to wear the anchors. When the skipper defers his responsibilities
outside the skin of the ship, I would think the same. But it seems that ain’t
the case no more.
The ol’ Salt used to say …
“Go out and get a tattoo, raise some hell
overseas, go to Skippy’s Mast, drink a lot of beer and enjoy your youth!”
That’s what I joined the Navy for!
They just don’t let sailors have fun anymore …
Thanks for the reminder. Our entire crew got kicked out of Charleston after 6 mos @ sea. The boys from second liberty were brought back in a large prison buses about 3 of them. We're politely asked not to return. Now that was a good time.
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ReplyDeleteI saw this coming when my operations chief showed me my first eval a a Chief Petty Officer. He marked me top 10 in all area except professional performance, which he marked top 30. When I asked him why for that mark, he says, "You are too military, Chief." I replied, "Last time I checked, the U.S. Navy is a military outfit. How do you get that idea?" "Well, you never take your men out for a beer or party." "I most certainly do, when it is appropriate. You have been to parties at my house when the entire division was invited. I never knew that it was a professional responsibility." Reflecting on it, I think it was because I was a hard worker and drinker, but it never interfered with my duties.
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