Yeah, I
know there are many more out there. But I thought I’d list a few of the old
sayings I remember from my days in the ol’ Canoe Club when it came to getting
screwed. We’ve all been there and done that, so enjoy …
Run she
may, but shine she must, There ain't no steam, but there's no more dust.
“I want
my chain-of-command to be my gaudamned Pallbearers, just so they can let me
down one more fucking time!”
“Shipmate....
if you got time to lean you got time to clean.”
Replacements
are scarcer than honest politicians and the shame is we’re probably better off
for it.
“Between
you and me, neither one of us know what the hell we’re doing…”
“Assmosis:
The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by
sucking up rather than working hard.”
“Always
watch whose toes you step on because they may be connected to the butt that you
will eventually have to kiss…”
“‘Status
quo,’ as you know, is Latin for ‘the mess we’re in…’”
“Nobody
ever said you had to be smart to wear khaki.”
“Whatever
happened to good old-fashioned military leadership? Just task the first two
people you see.”
“There
are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking questions.”
"It’s
not a lot of work unless you have to do it."
"Kissing
his ass may not do anything for you, but it sure makes him feel
better."
"I asked him the difference between true and relative bearing. He laughed and said you can't trick me with your fool's errand and walked off."
"I asked him the difference between true and relative bearing. He laughed and said you can't trick me with your fool's errand and walked off."
"I
am so far down the food chain that I've got plankton bites on my butt."
“Alcohol
is the Bermuda Triangle of our moral compass.”
"In my defense, I was left unsupervised."
"In my defense, I was left unsupervised."
"He
who strives for the minimum rarely attains it."
"Here we are, United States Sailors, cleverly disguised as responsible adults."
"Here we are, United States Sailors, cleverly disguised as responsible adults."
"You
only know as much as you don't know."
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit!"
"The beatings shall continue until Morale Improves!"
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit!"
"The beatings shall continue until Morale Improves!"
“I never
understood why they make the Deck force handle lines at Sea & Anchor in
their Dress Whites! It’s like putting braille dots on drive up ATM
machines…dumb as it gets!”
“If you
are in a hurry, chances are the person you are relying on isn’t!”
“Believing
that something ought to work is not the same as establishing that it will … but
here we are!”
“You know, in this Command, if the world were supposed to end tomorrow, it would still happen behind schedule.”
“Strive for the bare minimum. Remember, there’s no competition at the bottom of the barrel.”
"There are times in your life when you'll have to eat crow. Actually, you don't have to eat it just hold it in your mouth long enough until nobody's watching, and then spit it out."
“Accuracy and attention to detail take a certain amount of time.”
Chief's Mess on an Arleigh Burke ...
Forward of the Messdecks and Aft of CIC, paranoia became a mental disorder ...
Then there was that old Marine saying ...
"Ours isn't to ask why but to do or die ... Semper Fi!"
“You know, in this Command, if the world were supposed to end tomorrow, it would still happen behind schedule.”
“Strive for the bare minimum. Remember, there’s no competition at the bottom of the barrel.”
"There are times in your life when you'll have to eat crow. Actually, you don't have to eat it just hold it in your mouth long enough until nobody's watching, and then spit it out."
“Accuracy and attention to detail take a certain amount of time.”
Chief's Mess on an Arleigh Burke ...
Forward of the Messdecks and Aft of CIC, paranoia became a mental disorder ...
Then there was that old Marine saying ...
"Ours isn't to ask why but to do or die ... Semper Fi!"
My version of #1 was:"Run she will, shine she'd better".
ReplyDeleteWe the unwilling, lead by the unknowing, have done so much with so little that now we are expected to do the impossible with nothing at all!
ReplyDeleteHow could I forget that one ...
DeleteYep thanks for the trip back to the good ole days
ReplyDeleteIn the brown shoe �� Navy, we had a saying, “you can’t hoot with the owls all night and expect to soar with the eagles �� all day.
ReplyDeleteYes, my Chief used to tell us that at Quarters in the morning on the Baglady FF1069.
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