Monday, July 6, 2020

"The Anchorage"



A terrible skipper was going back and forth through the anchorage, searching for a place to drop the hook before dark. Looking up to heaven he said,

"Lord take pity on me. If you find me a good spot, I will donate to charity, give up the demon rum, treat women with respect, pay my taxes, and never again give my crew all of the blame and none of the glory!"

Miraculously, the boat with the best spot in the bay began pulling up anchor to leave. The skipper looked up again and said,

"Never mind, I found one myself."




1 comment:

  1. I heard that a long time back , b
    ut it was Paddy looking for a parking space to get to court on time.

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