A
terrible skipper was going back and forth through the anchorage, searching for
a place to drop the hook before dark. Looking up to heaven he said,
"Lord
take pity on me. If you find me a good spot, I will donate to charity, give up
the demon rum, treat women with respect, pay my taxes, and never again give my
crew all of the blame and none of the glory!"
Miraculously,
the boat with the best spot in the bay began pulling up anchor to
leave. The skipper looked up again and said,
"Never
mind, I found one myself."
I heard that a long time back , b
ReplyDeleteut it was Paddy looking for a parking space to get to court on time.