Sunday, November 28, 2021

"Math in the Navy"

 


Barnacle Bill the Sailor came home after two years at sea and a few months later, his wife had a baby!  When he questioned her about it, she said…

“Bill how long have you been screw’n me since you got home?”

He answered…

“About four and a half months I recon.”

She continued…

“And every time you did it to me, ain’t I did it to you too?”

He said…

“Near as I can remember.”

She said…

“Well, then. Four and a half months for you and four and a half months for me, makes nine months, and that’s how much screw’n it takes to have a kid. Didn’t they teach you no math in that there Navy?”


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