"Tijuana Matrimony"

 

After a wild night on the town in Tijuana, our young Sailor woke up and discovered a toothless old blotchy-skinned 220lb hag snoring beside him. Revulsed, he turned the other way and found himself crawling over a beautiful young Senorita who mistook his approach as an effort to engage in some sex antics …

“Not me Senor” … she said … “I’m only the Bridesmaid!”