Seaman
Jones and his shipmate just pulled into port and decided to hit the town
looking for some women. Halfway through the evening, they were drinking in a
nightclub when a girl at the other end of the bar winked at Jone’s shipmate…
“Hey
Jones, th-th-th-that girl over there just winked at me … what should I do?”
“Wink
back.”
… Said
Jones …
A little
later the girl smiled at him …
“Hey
Jones, sh-sh-sh-she’s smiling at me.”
“Well
smile back.”
… Said
Jones …
A moment
later he turned back to his shipmate and gasped…
“Jo-Jones,
she’s just lean't over and shown me her tits. What should I do?”
“Show her
your nuts.”
… Said
Jones as he was chatting up another girl …
So his
shipmate turned to face the girl, put one finger in his ear, one finger up his
nose, and hollered like a jackass!!!
(
FiN )
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